LOST returns to the airwaves tonite...

Don't forget to tune into to the remainder of season 4 post-Writers Strike this evening on ABC/CTV at 10PM et.

For spoilers and plot points dealing with tonight's episode, check out:

• The LOST message boards
• Fansite Dark UFO
• Lost and Gone Forever
• The Tail Section

You all better watch :)

Gas tax, the pumps and Earth Day-ness

As it's Earth Day I have a couple of humble recommendations for anyone who happens to stumble across this blog.

First, power down your computers. Yes, the blogosphere will survive without your eyeballs for a few short hours.

Next, slather on some sunscreen, and walk, don't run to your closest park or favourite walking trail.

Exhale all that stale air that your cubicle-bound mass has taken in for so many hours and attempt to pick up 15 pieces of refuse (the amount is important only because I used to perform this very mundane task with my 11-year-old charges when I was a day camp counsellor). Stick organics in an organic waste bin, and non-perishables in the trash or recycling bin of your choice. Repeat once a week and you've done your Good Earth Inhabitant duties for the time being.

If you can, you can also perform the following:

• Switch all home-installed lightbulbs to compact-fluorescent or LED lighting
• Purchase an Energy-STAR approved washer/dryer and washing machine (see the Government regulations' for same here and here )
• Make an effort to support increased road tolls in the 416-905 area
• Take public transit at least 2-3 times a week
• Turn it off, unplug it, and open some windows!

Some other tips for greening your home environment can be found by logging onto the David Suzuki Foundation's Nature Challenge and pledge that you will do whatever you can here. Because no person is too small, or too far removed to see that a changing climate system, while unavoidable, can be managed with lesser perils and sounder judgment than we, in the industrialized world, are making.

So, enough reading, get to it :)

Kind of intrigued by this one..

Death Cab for Cutie are headed to Toronto Island - WEEEE!!! The lads from DCfC will be joined at the Olympic Island summerfest this June 7 by their friends Stars, new-ish bands Rogue Wave and Young Galaxy at the June 7th annual party on Toronto Isle by the ferry docks.

I wonder how many navel-gazers in skinny jeans and bookish cardigans will be able to tear themselves away from World of Warcraft for this one? [source]

On another note, my freelancing website should be up and running in a couple of weeks, so don't forget to bookmark "I forgot the directions". It will be ad-sensed, just so I can make a bit of coin on the side but should encompass my current like's: off the grid travel, off the wall writing, and conservation (the environmental kind not the political force associated with minimalist governance) [link]

Les liaisons dangereuses

In honour of it being a Sunday, and therefore official Do-Nothing-Day (although it is Easter and I have just watched High Fidelity starring John Cusack for the zillionth time), I thought I would create the Top 5 "Best Cinematic Songs to Dedicate to your Cheating or Unfaithful Spouse".

And they are in no particular order, excepting numero uno...

#5 - "Shot You Down" (also known as the Bang, Bang song by many fans of the Kill Bill Vol I and II films by Quentin Tarantino), as sung by Nancy Sinatra in the late 1960s. This song is terribly melancholy in its refrain, more than a little wistful for a simpler time, and always makes me think of the regret I have for not keeping in touch with childhood chums or a sweetheart from long ago. Luckily, I haven't been on the receiving end of said bullet, a la Uma as the "Bride" in the aforementioned film. A terrible 2005 remix of the song by Audio Bullys can be found here.

#4 - "Your Cheatin' Heart" by Hank Williams (and a multitude of other country-western singers over the years). Another simple ditty dedicated to the one you love if h/she has ever had 'tears come down like fallin' rain/You'll toss around and call my name/You'll wa-alk the floor the way I do/Your cheatin' heart will tell on you' A great song from a simply great and underrated American storyteller.

#3 - "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell. A sing-along classic that has been featured time and again in every 80s compilation disc under the sun. You know that if someone is playing this song for you during a round a karaoke, they may be trying to send you some not-so-subtle hints.. 'once I ran to you/Now I run from you/This tainted love you're giving/You gave me all a boy could give me/Take my tears and that's not really ALL!" 5 bonus points to the gentle reader who ever's read into the sexually-transmitted infection inferences found throughout the lyrics to this one...

#2 - "Back Street Affair" by Franz Ferdinand. Some might argue that this little-known ditty, which prior to the Scottish rockers had been covered by everyone from Loretta Lynn to John Prine and Patty Loveless, may not agree with its inclusion in my top-5 list based on its relative obscurity, but with lyrics like "They say I wrecked your home,You're a husband that's gone wrong" and the fact that it is the sole song to allude to the fact that many affairs do in fact turn into happy & fruitful relationships, I include it on the list.

And, finally, my No. 1 worst of the best Cheating songs is.... (drumroll. please.)

YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME, by Bon Jovi!!!!!!!!
This song is voted no. 1 for a multitude of reasons. First, because I love 1980s hair rock and everything to do with the fantastic 1986 B-J album Slippery When Wet like no other. Second, because it is one of the greatest fist-pumping, rock out anthem-songs of the latter part of that decade (excluding Appetite for Destruction by GnR, which I remain true to) Third, although you might disagree with the prominence I accord the song, which alludes to the spite a man shows his former woman who's jilted him for no apparent reason, the factors that led to Jon Bon Jovi writing the song are interesting to say the least. For your viewing pleasure, please find a link to some original concert footage of the song here.

And that's all for today!

CBC Radio 3 makes big Podcast waves..

Big news from the nation's broadcaster this week. CBC Digital Programming, and specifically its podcasting initiatives, now includes many of the top downloaded podcasts on the iTunes store, and CBC Radio 3, the independent music site available via subscription on Sirius Satellite Radio, is being downloaded in its podcast-edition, all over the world!

For an interesting story about the CBC Radio 3 phenomenon, read the story available on Vancouver Web site straight.com here

The LOST season finale will make my brain explode!

Before inaugurating my new travel blog "I Forgot the Directions" I thought I would announce a couple of deals that are circulating around the interwebs for those looking to book last-minute summer vacation:

• fly to Dublin, Manchester, or London from Toronto for as low as $94 - 114, air only(holidaymarkettravel.com)


• fly to Madrid via Toronto (or Buffalo) for $431 CAD (via itravel2000.com)


• stay on the island of Elba, Italy with an all-inclusive trip starting at 110 euros a night (MBeTravel.com)

So, final thoughts.... was anyone's mind completely blown away by the season finale of LOST last night?!

WOOT, that was some 'effed up action towards the end, with the flash-"forwards", what with Locke (who lethally administers a swift killing to Naomi the parachutist with a quick launch of his handy knife) facing down Jack, and finally contact being made with the "enemy" the offshore ship waiting to rescue them!!!!

I am severely disappointed that Charlie's dead at the hands of I-must-be-robot-cuz-I-just-won't-stay-dead Mikhail (Charlie, incidentally, drowned just as Desmond predicted). It had been rumoured for weeks, and I figure the hobbit is probably going off to make some exciting films in la-la-land and can probably crash with Evangeline if he is called back to do flashbacks a la Boone.

But H-E-L-L-O - why can't Ben/Locke (they've started to develop very similar characteristics) just reveal their motives!!!! Aaah, the writers are going to kill me with all of these raised questions, and the plot keeps twisting in the wind!

How glad was anyone to see Walt (who's all grown up), and to see that Sayid/Bernard/Jin had survived!

And, what exactly is the deal with the ship? Why shouldn't they want to be rescued??? As we see from the flash-forward, all with the island may not be what it seems, but it apparently causes you to either develop a bad addiction to pills/renegade doctor if you leave it (Jack) or a lady seriously flaunting her need to star in a Pantene ad (Kate) - whew! hot!!

I am so frustrated it will be drawn out for 3 more seasons, sigh... If you still can't get enough, check out screengrabs, closeups and more goodies from last night's episode here, losteastereggs.blogspot.com/

The Internet in winter: some use it more, why some use it less

So I've just reconnected with one of my old best friends through FaceBook, and it's gotten me to thinking... why is it so easy for these social networking sites to completely suck us in?

It is pretty anti-social, don't you think? Couldn't I better spend that time out at the movies with my buddies, out for a drink, or even engaged in that tired old activity known as *exercise*. And doing a little quick Goggling, I discover that according to the Pew Internet & Research Project the majority of Internet users (54%) say the amount of time they spend online is about double the number they spent online only two years ago but is the same as that they spent six months ago (Ed. note -- how can that be true in Toronto? It's so cold that I think in response people have been decamping to their computers much more frequently) .

A buzz-term I've heard bandied about is "Internet addiction", and I think we're all a little bit guilty of that with possible spring election in Canada, intrigue in the U-S (will Hillary make history? Is Barack the only man for the job? Why do we care so much in the Great White North?)

I easily spend about 20 mins to an hour a day checking in with my face-crack, on my MSN space, uploading to FLICKr or previewing new bands on Myspace. And this is during work hours, eek! Although the American Psychiatric Association it doesn't expressly recognize such an addiction as an actual disorder, but then again, it took until the late 1970's for homosexuality to be declassified as a psychiatric disorder by this same organization, so keeping pulse with the fabric of today's society they are not so much. Some would say people also spend too much time watching television, reading, or following sports, and no such diagnosis exists for those activities either. Conversely, I may be adding fuel to the fire by asking people to pay attention to my posts, eh?

What about you - do you think we are all Internet-addled and are you addicted to Bebo/MySpace/Digg and the like?

What gets scary for me, is how prevalent cached information is. The pervasive rumour is that GOOGLE, the behemoth and undisputed champion of Internet search engines, has vast stores of databanks set up all over the Midwest where they keep reams of data on every keystroke ever entered on their homepage. Are you taking note, Big Brother? The government (e.g. the CRTC) in Canada may wade into the fray next year by beginning to mandate what constitutes User-generated content on private broadcasting sites such as CTV, Canwest Global's, and the CBC.

Do you want someone to keep the results of every Google search you've ever keyed in Enter to? I don't think so. But we broach a fine line between outright regulation of Internet ownership, and what constitutes viable, and unfiltered fair comment and speech. Just keep that in mind the next time you try to do a search for a journalism story on foot massages and enter "Massage Parlours." I learnt my lesson, trust me.

As a total aside, do make time to see both of the following in your spare time: Half Nelson, which I watched this weekend, is hands-down one of the best films of 2006. Ryan Gosling turns in easily the best breakthrough performance of any actor struggling to broach independent/mainstream success, and won a well-deserved Best Actor at the Independent Spirit Awards last month in Los Angeles.

And, make time to check out the new Landymore-Keith Contemporary Art Gallery at the end of my block along Dundas West, near Little Italy. A great retrospective is starting soon called Illuminated Cities, and opens on March 12th.. For more information e-mail info@landymorekeith.com or check out http://www.landymorekeith.com/

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.....

Wanted to draw the blogoverse's attention to a couple of things today.

Being that it is Chinese New Year and that 2007 is the Year of the Pig, I went out for dim-sum with some girlfriends last night. Forestview Restaurant at Dundas and Spadina, to be exact.

Being that it is snowing and *wonderful* outside, I will be cross-country skiing all weekend.

And being that I have some announcements to make shortly on this blog, and a potential leap across the pond in May, I am putting My Canadian Tuxedo on hiatus.

I will still be posting (periodically) for the time being, but will be writing fulltime for some other publications. The new Travel-slash-Photo blog, I Forgot the Directions, will be launched once I am across the Atlantic later this spring.

Catch you on the flip-side!

Better late then never -- 2006, a Mini-Review

Okay, so according to Wiki, amongst other things 2006 was the Chinese Year of the Dog, broke records for having some of the hottest days on record in the UK, and Sydney, AUS (take that, global-warming opponents!), and will go down in infamy as the year a sitting American Vice-Prez shot his good friend in the face during a February hunting trip gone awry. Sigh, Dick Cheney, what are we going to do with you.

On our side of the border, things weren't much better. Bad news for our public broadcaster, bad news for our newly elected Prime Minister (a cabinet shuffle, eh?), and bad news for skiiers and snowboarders....to sum up, a very bizarr-o, weird year, all in all.

But some of my favourite new discoveries were found stomping around my own particular backyard, and they include (in no particular order, rhyme or reason):

1. Caldense Bakery - for some of the best European-style custard tarts and breads in Little Portugal! Seriously!! give them a try...
[Caldense Bakery & Pasteries. 1209 Dundas St W Toronto ON, M6J 1X3 Phone: 416-534-3847]

2. Regina Spektor, Joanna Newsom, Imogen Heap, Corinne Bailey Rae, and the rise of the female singer-songwriter who can actually sing (gasp!), write their own music (no!), and (gulp) play their own instruments....

3. Blogs I actually read - Pink is the New Blog / the Torontoist / Frugal Fashionista / I AM FASHION / Pitchfork Media / Chart Attack / Azerbic, Toronto Star Media Columnist Antonia Zerbisias / the Tea Makers

4. Sneaky Dees' aka Sneeky Disease - for creating food that matches the best late-night nachos craving! Also for their support of Wavelength new music nights and the best cheap (not so good) beer around! [Sneaky Dee's, 431 College Street, Toronto ON, M5T1T1, Phone: 416-603-3090]

5. The Slippery Boot aka 'the Boot'- for giving my brother a job! And having an excellent buy a pitcher, get a free beer stein policy! [Slippery Boot Tavern, 1552 Avenue Road North York, ON M5M 3X5. 416-782-5198]

6. Best new (Canadian) bands -- Malajube, les Trois Accords, Swan Lake, the Decemberists (oh wait, they're from Portland OR). Best international music this year: Sufjan Stevens, Mates of State, Hot Chip, Bloc Party, Super Furry Animals, etc etc

7. Best new local restaurant -- Torito in Kensington Market, followed by Dos Amigos at Bathurst and Dupont and a distant third would be... hmm. I haven't eaten out enough at any hot new night-spots per se. But I'd like to try the Swallow on Queen West, Saving Grace on Dundas West, and Leslie Jones in Leslieville.

8. Best new revamped website - I wanted to say the Toronto Star, but I think I will go with New York Magazine. It reads better than Time Out New York, and has better reviews then the New Yorker.

9. My dream vacation for 2007 -- a trip to Caucassone/pays de l'Aude, in south-central France, to sample wines, eat grapes off the vine, and a visit to both the North and South Islands of New Zealand with my honey-bunny...

10. Best idea for a non-snowy Toronto day -- A day-trip to some of the amazing film showcases we have (the Green Reel Environmental Film Festival in Jan-Feb, Hot Docs in March, the Toronto Intl Film Festival aka TIFF in Sept) or the ROM once it opens its new exhibit halls in April, or the AGO once it finishes its huge Reno job. So much to do, so little time!

Some of my plans for 2007:

- get more $$ (cha-ching) so I can afford a better apartment, a new laptop, maybe a vacation or three.....

- write more. and write often. And figure out a damned direction for this, and my travel writing blog!!

That's all for now. Peace out, homes

Snow Patrol

No, this isn't a post about the band, but according to a recent Toronto Star article, regional ski operators are having loads of trouble mucking up business this December.

This is no real surprise, as the brunt of early ski-season subsists on snow making equipment, which requires steady temperatures between -2 and -6 degrees Celsius, so it looks like local boarders and skiers may have to get their exercise from other places.

Anyone for a game of Wii? Or perhaps some Amped for Xbox??

HOLIDAY WRAP-UP: 2006 - Coming soon....

Gingerbread hearts for all of you : ))))
What mattered to most Canadians who 'live it out' online in '06? As it turns out, according to Yahoo, in terms of overall Internet searches it's quite sad really. Britney Spears, the Croc Hunter's death, the WWE and Shakira top the US Top 10 most searched items. And, aside from the Yanks, we differ in one respect. We Canucks really like... hockey?

Yes, you read that correctly. In the news of the obvious, Yahoo Canada's Buzz-o-meter says our national past-time comes out on top in the Top 10 most searched items. Let me break it down for ya. As of November 30, 2006 - this is what we were searching for the cumulative months of January to November 2006:

#10. Madonna (no surprise here, what with the Raising Malawi, and raising a little Malawian initiative)
#9. NBA
#8. Perez Hilton (again, no surprise, as you will note your dear writer is quite addicted to the Gossip Gang-star!)
#7. Angelina Jolie (no doubt for all her humanitarian efforts, and not her plushy lips to peer out from their screen wallpapers)
#6. Happy Feet (for peeps need to know more about a animated talking penguin movie. Huh?)
#5. Toronto Maple Leafs
#4. Deal or no Deal
#3. Britney Spears
#2. Michael Richards (sigh, Kramer, I'm tired of even thinking about you...)

And the #1 search term for 2006?
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the NHL!

Look out for My Canadian Tuxedo's Great Canadian Holiday Wrap-Up on December 30th, where this author will take the year in review, and post some general thoughts on what's to come in '07. [Also: for a great gingerbread men recipe, check out the following from 101 cookbooks]

The cryptic key to the LOST Season premiere, and a prize I won't win

Just a short post today. Found a great new TV-breakdown blog, Lost and Gone Forever, which I will add to the bookmarks on the side of the page. It also includes a great ramp-up from TV.com as to what to expect in the upcoming Season 3 LOST premiere "A Tale of Two Cities" (don't forget: Wednesday on CTV/ABC at 8/9 ET!!!).

Basically, there will be an eye that opens, followed by some really cryptic shiznatt that no one understands, Jack/Sawyer and Kate will stare at each other mournfully through some prison bars, Sayid may or may not build something, and Locke may or may not get back his faith in the island. Oh, and what about the others - are they marooned Dharmites stuck on the island still conducting their own mad experiments - who knows? But I effin' love this show!!!!

Also, the (Scotiabank) Giller prize finalists were announced today in Toronto. Unfortch, I have not had time to do much reading this year, but will have to get to it before the Winner is announced. They are, as follows:

Rawi Hage - De Niro's Game

Toronto's own Vincent Lam - Bloodletting and Other Cures

Pascale Quiviger - The Perfect Circle

Gaetan Soucy - The Immaculate Conception

Carol Windley - Home Schooling

Although I'm still (slowly) getting through the Undomestic Goddess, I hope to be onto De Niro's Game shortly, as Hage's novel sounds so good, here is the synopsis from the publisher, House of Anansi Press:

"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide."
In Rawi Hage's astonishing and unforgettable novel, this famous quote by Camus becomes a touchstone for two young men caught in Lebanon's civil war. Bassam and George are childhood best friends who have grown to adulthood in wartorn Beirut. Now they must choose their futures: to stay in the city and consolidate power through crime; or to go into exile abroad, alienated from the only existence they have known. Bassam chooses one path: Obsessed with leaving Beirut, he embarks on a series of petty crimes to finance his departure. Meanwhile, George builds his power in the underworld of the city and embraces a life of military service, crime for profit, killing, and drugs.
Told in the voice of Bassam, De Niro's Game is a beautiful, explosive portrait of a contemporary young man shaped by a lifelong experience of war.
Rawi Hage brilliantly fuses vivid, jump-cut cinematic imagery with the measured strength and beauty of Arabic poetry. His style mimics a world gone mad: so smooth and apparently sane that its razor-sharp edges surprise and cut deeply. A powerful meditation on life and death in a war zone, and what comes after. "

NB: The Scotiabank Giller prize will be handed out by a panel jury including former Governor-General of Canada Adrienne Clarkson and authors Alice Munro and Michael Winter at a gala on November 7.

The Show to end all shows

As part of International Music Day (September 31) I've received the go-ahead to interview an up and coming band at the Kool Haus this Sunday night.

Les Trois Accords will be playing as part of a CBC Radio 3/Bande a part Sirius satellite radio showcase. They're all francophones, so it should be a challenge for my rusty school French - but here we go - we've got a direction for the blog!

For information on this free concert, check out: http://www.bandeapart.fm/seevousplay/index_en.asp (Update: It appears to be sold out - a free show - what gives??)

STAY TUNED!!!

Facts & Figures

What time is it at the start of post? 4:32 p.m. EST

What are you watching on TV? Forest Whitaker talk about his film the Last King of Scotland, on Oprah

Reading on the subway? The Undomestic Goddess (goddless chick-lit dreck, I know, but I can't help myself), by Sophie Kinsella

Listening to? Emily Haines and the Soft Skeleton (they are part of a CBC Radio3 live show being put on at Kool Haus in Toronto soon), Brazilian Girls, Super Furry Animals, Mash-Ups, and selections from Cat Power's great unlamented album 'The Greatest.'

Doing this weekend? Dunno, but it will probably involve seeing my friend Ian's band Thomas Matheson play the Rivoli on Saturday night and see my friend Ams' new apt in the Beaches

End of post time? 4:37 p.m. EST

I'm out for the day!!

My top 7 at TIFF and.... birthday party ideas?

Much to recap today. A guide to some of the films I saw, some that had hype, and the ones I wished I had seen. Also, I have the duty to get my a** to South Africa in time for CBC's host broadcast duties at the soccer World Cup festivities in Durban..... should be fun!!

So, in no particular order, are some of the Canadiana - followed by a special feature on the Kiwi ones I saw with my lover, that Merino-wool wearin', Marmite-loving expat - that in my humble pie opinion, may or will make some kind of an impact in the coming moviegoing saison:

1. Fido

In a world where zombie movies have become all too common place, a new film seeks to put yet another spin of the genre on the map: zombies as pets/menial servants.

Young Timmy (Canadian actor K'Sun Ray - do ya think his parents
might've been hippies?) longs for his emotionless father and frigid mother (the Matrix Trilogy's Carrie-Anne Moss, another Canadienne) to pay attention to him.

Instead, they purchase from ZomCor down the road a pet zombie (the always brilliant Billy Connolly) for their son. And when zombie pet's collar malfunctions, B-movie hilarity ensues....

2. Monkey Warfare

An original screenplay, one real-life Toronto locale (the West Queen W. nabe of Parkdale) and a kickass soundtrack about revolutionary music all combine to make this one of my 2006 TIFF highlights.

A laid-back plot (written by an ex-editor, Reg Harkema, as it turns out), the story spins out randomly from the origins of two secretive loners and maybe lovers, Dan (McKellar, again playing oddball like he did in CBC's Twitch City and Child Star with panache) and Linda (Wright, master of the one-liner) smoking pot and scavenging through garbage for hidden treasures, to the sudden danger presented by Dan's encounter with less-innocent-than-she-seems Susan (Nadia Litz).

The Kiwi didn't really like this one, but I've gotta give Harkema his due: this is the first film to educate me on the counterculture revolutionary movement of the 60s and 70s, and how cool records can still be!

3. Sarah Polley's Away From Her

This is Sarah Polley's (anyone of my Generation will recall her of the late, great, Road to Avonlea) extremely assured debut feature, is an apparently absorbing and affecting adaptation - enough alliteration already! - of the Alice Munro short story "The Bear Came Over the Mountain". As I would like to read the story before seeing the film, I imagine it will be a lot like my Grade 10 required reading, The Stone Angel by Margaret Laurence.

Slow, ponderous, but likely to be entirely compelling (and depressing, just like the Polley starring vehicle The Sweet Hereafter) grounded by lead actor's Julie Christie and Gordon Pinsent's performances. Pass the hankies!

4. John Cameron Mitchell's Shortbus

Made by a New Yorker, but starring a fellow Public Broadcasterite, Sook-Yin Lee, this film courted controversy for its opening graphic sexual montages, as well as its much-hyped, well opening graphic sex montage.

I absolutely loved the soundtrack and film to Mitchell's first film, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, and cannot wait to see this in a live (lovey and I tried to get tix, but as with any controversy-courting film at a film fest, it was one of the first to be sold out).

Count on this to be the first of many films coming out in the coming years that take to embracing Third-Decade malaise: ie. the fear thirtysomethings have of losing their youth and/or appearing unhip. A must-see.

5. Sharkwater

I missed this one, by fellow Lawrence Park (by way of North Toronto) high school graduate Rob Stewart about the illegal shark-finning enterprises springing up in parts of Latin and South America to support a burgeoning trade for shark fin parts in Asia.

The mostly underwater-shot film was first viewed by Yours Truly at a rough cut screening at Stewart's birthday party late last year, and I can't wait to see the finished product.

Someone puts his WASP-y, North Toronto connections to good use. Yay!

6. Manufactured Landscapes

Another fully affecting (this time documentary) film, about Toronto photographer Edward Burtynsky, if the screen-grabs are anything to go back, I'm definitely going to have to buy the accompanying Burtynsky coffee-table book.

Another must-see for a rainy day rentals at Queen Video, fo' sho'.

All film briefs were compiled by My Canadian Tuxedo, courtesy of free weekly Now Toronto magazine Annual Film Fest Guide, Toronto Life magazine, or TIFF's website itself.

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As for my upcoming 27th B-Day (as Beyonce would say) -- no idea what's happening yet, other than to say it will involve food, drink, laughs, and probably somebody white-boy dancing (I hope?)

Let's Go To the EX! $5 after 5 pm - One Night Only!

Photo courtesy of Flickr CNE blog and gabe.toth

Going to the Ex tonight, the Ex tonight, the Ex...... aka. the Canadian National Exhibition (the 'Ex') where I will eat junk food till I drop dead, or hurl up my guts on one two many spins on the Gravitron or the Zipper. So exciting - the Kiwi has never been himself! And the Soccerroo is coming too!
I just made a rhyme, wheeeeeeee!

Touched by Water

Alerted to this new film this morning by CBC Arts Online, Touched By Water, opening at the Montreal World Film Festival this week.

"Shot in 13 countries over the course of 10 years, the exquisite Touched by Water is both an ode to the social ritual of public bathing and a thought-provoking look at water’s spiritual significance. From Christian baptism to Muslim prayer ablutions, most key ceremonial rites of passage involve water. “I wanted to make a film to try to understand humanity’s relationship with water, to get at the essence of what bathing meant in different cultures,” (filmmaker Tamas) Wormser says.

The film is narrated by Quebec actor Jean Marchand, while the original music by Ganesh Anandan and Dino Giancola provides an aural backdrop to Wormser’s lush images. We see bodies sponged down with soft foam in steamy Turkish hamams and underwater shots of Hungarians dancing at a spa rave party in Budapest. Wormser joined the ruddy-faced men of the Finnish sauna association, who, after sweating together, whip themselves with birch branches and dive into the frigid Baltic Sea."

Looks like it will be worth checking out when it hits theatres (The French version of Touched by Water [Eaux de vie] screens at the Montreal World Film Festival on August 29). For more on the festival check out the Montreal Mirror's reviews on their website here

And speaking of water did you know that:

- It appears colourless to the naked eye in small quantities, though it can be seen to be blue with scientific instruments or in large quantities (as in a swimming pool)?
- Thales of Miletus -an early Greek philosopher known for his analysis of the scope and nature of the term "landscaping,"- believed that "all is water"?
- Water strongly absorbs infra red radiation, and as infra red radiation is next to red-coloured light on the electromagnetic spectrum, a small amount of visible red light is absorbed as well (translation: Water absorbs more of the red light in sunlight; the water also enhances the scattering of blue light).

Food for thought when applying your waterproof sunscreen, no?

A rainy Friday in Tee-Ohh....

For all those addicted to horse-race wagering, here is a nice but slightly sad song to comfort yourself until the next Sunday afternoon at the track (what I'm currently listening to while I attempt to do work at the Big Canadian Broadcaster):

Pale Green Things, by the Mountain Goats
(fyi - it is from a newly downloaded old album of theirs, the excellent '05 release the Sunset Tree)

The lyrics go something like this:

Got up before dawn
Went down to the racetrack
Riding with the windows down
Shortly after your first heart attack
You parked behind the panic
Cracking asphalt on your foot
Coming up through the cracks
Pale green things
Pale green things

You watched the horses run their workouts
You held your stopwatch in your left hand
And a racing form beneath your arm
Casting your gaze way out to no man's land
Sometimes I'll meet you out there
Lonely and frightened
Flicking my tongue out at the wet leaves
Pale green things
Pale green things

My sister called at 3 AM
Just last December
She told you how you'd died at last, at last
That morning at the racetrack
Was one thing that I remembered
I turned it over in my mind
Like a living Chinese finger trap
Seaweed in Indiana sawgrass
Pale green things
Pale green things

Who are these Others? *LOST* Season 3 premieres Oct 4 @ 9/8 ET/CT

Hey hey hey, blogophiles! A quick, short, and sweet post to tell you about today. As many of you who join me in the cult fan-dom that is being a Lost viewer on ABC/CTV can attest, the season finale in May was frustrating to say the least. Among the questions that it left unanswered, were:

1) What exactly happened to the Hatch?

2) Were the contents (and the unlucky peeps stuck inside, including Locke, Desmond, and Echo) gone for good after that supernatural seeming electromagnetic blast?

3) Who are these pesky Others?

4) Are the Others actual scientists left to examine the crash-landers, or part of some major government conspiracy. There's even a wacky theory floating around ABC forums that L O S T stands for Land Of Scientific Testing (or some such nonsense)

5) What do the Others have to do with the shady Hanso Foundation?

6) What is the deal with Clare's baby - is he really some sort of Messiah-like figure?

7) Will Charlie officially kick his smack habit now that he's rediscovered the Virgin statue stash?

8) What will happen to Walt and his dad? Are they really gone from the program for good?

9) And will Walt's damned dog ever get his Kibbles n' Bits? Kidding, that's not part of the show..

10) Finally, who is this Emily What's-her-face character that is trying to locate Desmond on the ocean at the culmination of Season 2????

To better satiate your thirst, click on The Tail Section, Lost Links, or Station Zero for Season 3 promos. YouTube and Google Video will also be featuring video stuffs of our favourite conspiracy theory show.....

The North American Hype Machine

So, two items I'd like to cover today. Well three things in fact. John Mark Karr, the advent of Mr. Britney Spears, aka. Kevin Federline, and the American news cycle.
I have been addicted to news-media sites of late with the reemergence of a 10 year-old unsolved murder case, that of JonBenet Ramsay. With it, come the media hordes that have descended upon the benign press conferences and incoherent ramblings of a man who 'allegedly,' might have, possibly been the instigator of a tragic killing of a 9-year-old Boulder, CO girl that brought with it gruesome fascination and rabid (often inaccurate) media reports.
And here we go again, with ever more virulent "Did he, didn't he?" speculation, and rumour and recriminations that he may have been investigated previously by authorities for prior acts. The often-imitated, never-duplicated, Anderson Cooper (AKA. my American journalism hero) flagship CNN program even interviewed a couple last night for the sheer fact, that they were Mr. and Mrs. Claus impersonators at the Ramsay home Christmas party in 1996 who may or may not have been under suspicion for the murder at some point. I mean, ye gads! This case knows no bounds of common decency!!!! I can't imagine how hard this is for friends and family members to rehash all of this over again, only to be informed, that this "gentleman" may just be a fame-seeker who has deluded himself and possibly inserted his presence into her final days.

And unfortunately, where our American brethren do not fear to tread, the Canadian news media, is quick to follow. When I did a recent Google news search, intrepid Canadian reporters have included such news worthy items as
- "Snake On A Plane" (the infamous headline to describe Karr's extradition from Thailand on the front cover of this Monday's Toronto Sun);
- "John Mark Karr's Confession Raises Even More Questions" (from the venerable Globe and Mail, also on Monday); and of course, the stating the obvious headline:
- "Who is John Mark Karr?" (i.e. if you've been hiding under a rock, this is what you missed)
This guy, even if not yet proven guilty by virtue of DNA or (an eventual appearance) in a court of law, has at least guaranteed himself the enmity of her family, and his own 15-and-a-half minutes in our own ravenous news-media coverage.

On a completely different tack, the other deluded individual who is occupying much of my free pondering time (move over, Lindsay Lohan, and your ability to undersleep and over-party)...
The question I seem to be asking myself more and more goes roughly like this... Who is Kevin Federline, and why should I care one iota about him?
I really can't help it, he's everywhere, lauding his *ahem* artistry and his upcoming CD (gasp!) Britney Spears, I blame you and your meddling ways for unleashing this man on the world, lol! I mean, it is pretty impressive that the American dream has allowed this ex-backup dancer cum artistic thespian his moment(s) in the sun.
And now, according to GQ magazine and People, he apparently wants a career acting as well...
Why, why, why? I mean, really, what is his real claim to fame, other than possessing his cash cow (Britney - who oddly he never calls by name in interviews, other then making frequent reference to his 'old lady' or wife)
If his album (shudder) doesn't do that well, I smell a lewd tape of he and his baby-mama Britney being leaked all over the Internets a la Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee!
But for now, take comfort in this small fact: there is still time to stockpile your supply of earplugs, to destroy your personal and satellite radio receivers, and to disable your TVs and video sharing on your PCs, because his album don't drop until November! Cos' you better believe this guy's music is going to be all over the 'net soon. In fact if you need a taste already, here is a link to K-Fed's (shudder) MySpace profile
Who knows, maybe he'll become My Canadian Tuxedo's mascot, if I could only locate a .jpg of him in jeans and a jacket!! Sad. And sorry for venting, dear readers.... a better post tomorrow, I promise.